December 2011
If you're having adventure problems, I feel bad...
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Drunk, horny and not tired. Fml.
TYPE YOUR NAME: Liam Patterson
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: Adolf Hitler
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: Your lord and saviour, Jesus Christ
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: I'm fabulous
Why is it, people feel the need to wind me up via...
First people are texting me off my friend Amie’s phone, coming onto me ¬¬
Now someone else is texting me because I popped up claiming to be some girl I met at a pub. I do not give my number out that easily to girls, I get them to add me on facebook to avoid this kind of thing ¬¬
Fucksake.
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What a joke.
You’ve been gone for months, you can’t just pop up on christmas eve and text me, apologizing for ‘how you treated me’. You don’t get to roll back into town and text me like that. I think about you all the time and I can’t even bring myself to delete the text messages. I keep thinking about how brilliant my night was until you text me. I was happier than...
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE.
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superfantastische:
Krist Novoselic looks a bit like Neville Longbottom
WHAT IF KRIST IS MR.LONGBOTTOM AND HES A WIZARD BUT OBV NOW MENTAL AS AND IN A INSTITUTE FOR CRAZY WIZARDS AND THATS WHY HE’S GOT A BEARD BUT THEY SEND SOMEONE OUT AS HIM THANKS TO POLYJUICE POTION AND HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Panic! At The Disco - Trade Mistakes
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When someone threatens to stab you so you threaten to kamehameha Them….
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
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erictionhalvorgasm:
was there even a panic!
was there even a disco
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So apparently, my doing the dishes
And tidying there fucking mess from last night means I’m a bastard hat doesn’t do anything. I don’t my mum I didn’t want beef for tea for day number fucking three and i’d feed myself. But apparently she doesn’t want a certain packet of chicken open today so I was a little grouchy about it and she’s just blown up in my face and told me we are apparently not...
WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT?
LIKE JESSIES GIRL.
Parents are kickin' off because I won't come to...
and pick my sister up. Had they warned me, I could of showered, got ready and gone down, but I when my dad wants me there in ten minutes, its not going to happen. My hairs greasy, I need to actually shave today and twenty minutes ago I put all my good clothes in the wash for the new year. |: It’s not happening, stop yelling at me down the phone.
ketchup-catsup:
wearingraincoats:
The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source)
Paul McCartney: celery
